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[alchemyfreak]

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	» Age: About 20's (I over complicate time shit) » Seeking: Someone who will stubbornly get close to me. » Preferences: Come at me! » Interests: Odd jobs, repair stuff, dogs, new experiences, pretty people, snuggles. » Bio: I'm an alchemist but scientifically minded. I don't like putting myself out there because people suck but I really like people. I also have a lot of very strange relationships. Ask at your own risk
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	Edward Elric
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[audio/text/video/voicemail]

"Hey, this is Ed. Leave a message."

Comments

Voicemail

[hititwithacrowbar]

Yo, Ed, need a favor. Go fix the skeeball machine at the arcade. Don't ask. I owe you one.

[alchemyfreak]

[Jay's just going to get the most sarcastic text back, even if Ed doesn't expect a reply - but of course he will do it.]

Is this going to make me an accomplice to something? Getting arrested wasn't exactly on the to-do list today.

1/2

[hititwithacrowbar]

If your happy and you know it, clap your hands and fix the damage.

2/2

[hititwithacrowbar]

Your not going to get arrested, jeeze. A little faith.

[ Why are you friends with him?]

[alchemyfreak]

First of all, fuck you.

Secondly, that well dried up when you turned all of our lights into The Clapper.

[Don't question his bizarre level of loyalty to people he shouldn't make friends with. Besides, who needs the faith here?]

Don't sweat it, it's already fixed.

[hititwithacrowbar]

First off, no, you can do better.

Second off, that was funny as fuck and you know it.

Lastly, thanks Ed. The kid wants to help pay for the repairs but this seemed better.

[alchemyfreak]

[Jason, why are you like this.]

What's that supposed to mean?

You're not the one who was in the middle of a transmutation when the lights went off.

If he's worried about it just let him know it didn't cost anything.

[hititwithacrowbar]

It means no one deserves me. I'm shock you can stand me half the time.

God I wish I had seen it. That had to be epic.

I will, but I might just bring him over let him talk to you if it bothers him still.

[alchemyfreak]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Why do all of his friends lack a self esteem?]

If by epic you mean dangerous.

That's fine, if he needs reassurance. It's no big deal.

[hititwithacrowbar]

If I wasn't, you would worry.

Same thing.

Thanks Ed.